Went to revs last night for lewis's birthday, very good night apart from the fact that lewis did not even manage to get in. I spent a lishy £20 on who knows what. Not sure what really happened in revs all i know is that there was so many cheeky cheeky bum cheeks and boobs on display. This is the only picture from the night and to be honest it does not really sum up much of what i remember at all.

On the way home i decided that i wanted some highgrade and of course i know that chimon had some residue left over in his pocket. Therefore due to the fact he was long gone and passed out i had to break into simons this involved breaking into another police house garden, climbing onto the roof and then jumping down into the garden and through the back door. I did this accomplished the mission of finding the lishy num num to top the night off 5*.

However what i do know is that we came back to mine and had some very weird conversations. Jack 'tootall' Margerison was extremely intoxicated and was absolutely pathetic , i finally saw the nail.