My lon, Friday night took it completely out of me and i have died and needed to chill out for two days. Jon boy, devs ,Seymour,Hammy came down and it was Maskalls first night out so we needed to get horrendi.

Pre drinks was quite the leng. We had two bins each 40L each filled twice with Alcohol from White cider to vodka to Wkd to Rum, litres and litres with orange and ice. Well we nearly finished it so i decided that i had to get my willy wangle out and pissed all in the Bucket. A bit on Holly brennans leg as well if i remember correctly. Cooly followed by me pissing again in my frying pan and running down the road and smashing it, handle came clean off well worth missing a frying pan.


Coyote ugly absolutely pews , 79p a drink but only for six minute every hour. This did not impress me so i decided to stand in the smoking area talking to two travellers who were i had to say cheeky chappies and they loved me so i made full use of this and was given many grellion. Even got the traveller kiss aparently.

Daniel then tried to handstand and headplanted the floor which resulted in him having to get a pooeylookingstain on his chin much like the well known Will ford Poo grazion.

Went bar me and drunk bottle of wine, caught some pervert old man looking at mens willys in the toilet so i said i would bang him and scared him off.

Eventually got home and drunk a bottle of frosty jacks at 5am in the car, too sick.

Last two days had to stay in because the night killed me too much.