My lon, Friday night took it completely out of me and i have died and needed to chill out for two days. Jon boy, devs ,Seymour,Hammy came down and it was Maskalls first night out so we needed to get horrendi.

Pre drinks was quite the leng. We had two bins each 40L each filled twice with Alcohol from White cider to vodka to Wkd to Rum, litres and litres with orange and ice. Well we nearly finished it so i decided that i had to get my willy wangle out and pissed all in the Bucket. A bit on Holly brennans leg as well if i remember correctly. Cooly followed by me pissing again in my frying pan and running down the road and smashing it, handle came clean off well worth missing a frying pan.


Coyote ugly absolutely pews , 79p a drink but only for six minute every hour. This did not impress me so i decided to stand in the smoking area talking to two travellers who were i had to say cheeky chappies and they loved me so i made full use of this and was given many grellion. Even got the traveller kiss aparently.

Daniel then tried to handstand and headplanted the floor which resulted in him having to get a pooeylookingstain on his chin much like the well known Will ford Poo grazion.

Went bar me and drunk bottle of wine, caught some pervert old man looking at mens willys in the toilet so i said i would bang him and scared him off.

Eventually got home and drunk a bottle of frosty jacks at 5am in the car, too sick.

Last two days had to stay in because the night killed me too much.

Staying in tonight, going out tonight would have officially killed me and i cannot handle any more heart burn. Went to Bar me last night and i was not as drunk as i normally am so i had to go to the ole ASDA Where we invited a very old woman on checkout BBQ which we are having tomoro which i hope she does not turn up at.

So as you well know i love white cider so i hatttt to get Mario to buy me a bottle of diamond white, then ridiculously we spent the rest of the night at her flat and decided to get very drunk . Daniel fell asleep, P.

So sitting in and watching tv is not as exciting but need to save myself for Tommorow night in which case i will have to get absolutely disgustingly drunk and as usual make no friends due to the fact when they try and talk to me i scream in their face and shout poo followed by Holden poking them and making no sense. I am looking forward to the people coming down we got, Jon boy, Hammy,Fairlet,Willis and Fen coming down superb.

Lewis and Simon came down yesterday and this meant we had to get very very horrendit. They brought with them naughty one of them so we made sure we indulged straight away. In the bathroom,Obviously.

Then came the Amber Jack 3 litre ! Trust meeee goes down a treat. Went walkabout and it was £1 drinks this meant we had to spend all our money on £1 drinks. Resulting in many peng adventures. As usual Obviousleeeee Simon and Lewis got too drunk and Fell into everyone so we had to take Lewis home. Walked home, mission got back had One of them and Watched rammstein for an hour with luke buzzin off tree with giggles and everything.
Ich will.

Finally at Uniii

Yeah finally have moved into my uni house and already i guess quite a lot has happened. My room is huge and has a doublay bed which is very peng, not good for shagging however because of the Creakiness. The house was fairly clean when we got here and i plan to keep it that way because knowing us it would end up like Reading festival if we didn't think twice about cleaning.

Anyway we got straight too it, Had a very small pert and a beer then i ensured that i would down to the shops and bought some Moonshine, 7.5% white cider so peng.

Had that away then Holden thought it was a beaming idea to get a punch going, i thought that was fair enough and did not realise how severe it was going to be, it consisted of:

-1 Bottle of wine
-4 litres of White cider
-Half bottle of gin
-Half bottle of Vodka
-Half bottle of Malibu
-Lemonade
-Orange juice
-Small amount of tobacco

Surprisingly it was very very peng and i drunk lots of it got very drunk and went into town and Headed to Walkabout for Snakeybite bite Sunday. Bought one drink cos the que was so big and then i ended up stealing drinks constantly and walking around like an idiot for the whole night.





In the end the deciding factor to go home was when i Punched Holden cos i hatttt to do it. He in return hit me in the completely wrong place and it hurt so much that i could not speak, I Just dissappeared and walked home, quite funny end to the night, Paid £6 for taxi home and that was just too much dunno why i did it when i could have walked. Got home was absolutely horrendit and then passed out in my bed waking up this morning with a leathel hangover.

Sef

Right so its has only been the second night in a row drinking. I have come to the conclusion that i need to cut down the levels of alcohol that i consume, either that or i need to eat before i go drinking either way my behaviour is getting incredibly disgusting and it needs to calm down a piece.

Decided to go to bath at 6:30 so jumped in joels car, had a cheeky pert on the way to bath in the car. Surprising how funny it is watching the driver of the car your in puff on a nice fat one as the sunsets.
Next thing sainsbury 15 strong 10 quid , halfseys Jack? Yes sir. So we had them away then will cracked out the ole Humdinger of Champers. £100 per bottle for that piece of shit not really on considering it made me sick. Couple of funnels down and then simon was down and out passed out in the back G's at 10pm. Walked into town went into a club thats in a basement met some lovely Bath people and then got bought a few drinks by some guy with too much money.



Next thing i know i do not know anything and the night was a blur, until the point where i found myself too fucked so decided on purpy to get myself kicked out. I didn't know how i did it but according to Max i told him i wanted to get kicked out, to make my wish come true i walked up to the bouncer and pushed him and then got manhandled by a group of severe balding men, they boyed it though and were sturggling so much to get me out the door, I did some nifty tricks and pissed them off more by being generally a stronger bredbintinner than them, so that was quite funny i think i should have my own drinking know your limits advert.

Then the most severe part of the night was when we were walking home guy yielding a 2x4 with nails in it threatened us swung for me/Max and connected with my finger. Next thing i know his friends come round the corner and they chase us down the road, i ran the other way to the others and ended up coming to homebase, however i decided not to wander home and passed out in the middle of the pathway halfway ina bush, Finally woke up and found out i was about one minute away from the house, very sick. Howveer when i get there Police car outside i listen through the door and hear, his names Hannigan.. Right. So i jumped into the alley and waited for them to leave. Found out they came to look for me cos they Did not know where i was thankshittingcuntt for that.

Went to bed simon woke up when we got in at 5 and wanted to start drinking, i wasnt having any of it too much double vods red boo's.

Top to tailed with simon (Rubbish) then woke up this morning hated life, found out the house next door window got smashed by the maniacs, had a rolly without a filter drunk some orange and enjoyed a morning doot. Good times

Went to revs last night for lewis's birthday, very good night apart from the fact that lewis did not even manage to get in. I spent a lishy £20 on who knows what. Not sure what really happened in revs all i know is that there was so many cheeky cheeky bum cheeks and boobs on display. This is the only picture from the night and to be honest it does not really sum up much of what i remember at all.

On the way home i decided that i wanted some highgrade and of course i know that chimon had some residue left over in his pocket. Therefore due to the fact he was long gone and passed out i had to break into simons this involved breaking into another police house garden, climbing onto the roof and then jumping down into the garden and through the back door. I did this accomplished the mission of finding the lishy num num to top the night off 5*.

However what i do know is that we came back to mine and had some very weird conversations. Jack 'tootall' Margerison was extremely intoxicated and was absolutely pathetic , i finally saw the nail.

What am i doing

No clue what i am doing making a blogspot never thought i would do it. Realised that i do not remember what i have done the next day most of the time so may aswell remind myself of all the absolutely ridiculous things that happen in my life. I eat poo yeah poo mm poo.

Revs tonight last one before Uni as well as it being Llewellyns Birthday, The ques will be horrendous but so will I so it does not matter too much.

This is a picture of lewis the mole when he got stabbed.